Don't you just love New Zealand?

Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he
sees and asks, What is your IQ? to which the man answers, 241. That
is wonderful!, says Albert. We will talk about the Grand Unification
Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, What is your IQ? to
which the lady answers, 144. That is great!, responds Albert. We can
discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!
Albert goes to another person and asks, What is your IQ? to which the
man answers, 51. Albert responds, How about them, All Blacks?

In two minds-

I had a dilemma on Saturday afternoon. One that I wish I had every year.

Both teams that I support were in the Super 14 rugby final at Kings Park Stadium in Durban. The Bulls vs the Sharks.

No matter which team I shouted for, my team was in front. A win-win situation

After 83 minutes of play my team won and my team lost.

The Flea calls me a 'twee-gat rooinek jakkals'.

I can live with that.