Prevention is better than...

A woman got bad news from her doctor. She had cancer.


"Well," she said to her daughter, "I have cancer. Let's have a martini."


After a few martinis, the two were feeling a little less sombre. They were joined by some of the woman's old friends. She told her friends: "I have been diagnosed with Aids."


After the friends left, the daughter whispered: "Momma, I thought you said you had cancer. You just told your friends you had Aids."


"Yes," she said, "but I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."