Thursday, 04 October 2007

It's a dog's life

My mother has two Spaniels. One is a Cocker Spaniel and the other some other damn version. (as far as I am concerned, they are two brown, bad-tempered furballs).

The male has the irritating habit of greeting arrivals at the front gate with an earsplitting yowl, that does not stop until you get into the house. The bitch yaps continuously around your ankles, and finishes off with a ceremonial squatting pee next to your foot. Once she has watered you, mister will stroll over, sniff the wet patch and mark the spot.

I laughed like a drain last night.

Madam yapped, squatted and did her ceremonial pee.

Unfortunately for her, she took too long to finish her pee.

Gentleman Jim had a look at her, lifted his leg

and peed all over her back!

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