A list of the 20 most bizarre celebrity baby names.
· Kal-El - Child Of: Nicolas Cage
· Pilot Inspektor - Child Of: Jason Lee
· Fifi Trixibelle - Child Of: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
· Apple - Child Of: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
· Coco - Child Of: Courteney Cox and David Arquette
· Kyd - Child Of: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
· Sage Moonblood - Son Of: Sylvester Stallone
· Destry - Child Of: Steven Spielberg
· Maddox - Adopted child Of: Angelina Jolie (and Brad Pitt)
· Memphis Eve - Child Of: Bono
· Ocean - Child Of: Forest Whitaker
· Prince Michael II/Blanket - Child Of: Michael Jackson
· Rocket Rodriguez - Child Of: Robert Rodriguez
· Blue Angel - Child Of: The Edge (From U2)
· Audio Science - Child Of: Actress Shannyn Sossamon
· Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin - Children Of: Frank Zappa
· Moxie Crimefighter - Child Of: Penn Jillette
· Tu Morrow - Child Of: Rob Morrow (from the TV show Numb3rs)
· Jermajesty - Child Of: Jermaine Jackson
Not on the list is Rachel Griffith's kid, named Banjo.
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Monday, 14 January 2008
Monday, 08 October 2007
Idiot of the day
This is too much!!
"I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away."
Some parents should get a licence to have kids.
"I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away."
Some parents should get a licence to have kids.
Do not feed after Midnight
My eleven year old son was given a white mouse/rat last week by his uncle. Cage, food the works. Luckily for me ( or rather my marriage), he lives with my ex-wife so I had no explaining to do to my wife.
He visited me last weekend. When I went to fetch him at his mother's on Friday afternoon he spent a good five minutes giving detailed instructions to his granny as to the care of the rodent.
I dropped him off at five on Sunday afternoon. I chatted with his granny, drinking a cup of coffee. He asked her whether she had taken care of the rat. She said, "damn..He had better go feed the rat and give it water and food..she had forgotton all about it. He gave her a disbelieving stare and charged down the corridor to his room to save his pet. I heard him mumble something then he carried the cage into the lounge.
"Ouma, " he asked, "why is my white rat black?" He was totally confused. There was a black rat/mouse in the cage.
I looked at his granny and laughed. I asked her :"did you feed him after midnight?"
My son looked at me like I was mad. "Daddy, its a mouse, not a Mogwai!!"
I roared with laughter when the white mouse poked it's head out of the cottonwool nest. His granny had bought black mouse to keep the white one company.
God help them if these mice breed!!
He visited me last weekend. When I went to fetch him at his mother's on Friday afternoon he spent a good five minutes giving detailed instructions to his granny as to the care of the rodent.
I dropped him off at five on Sunday afternoon. I chatted with his granny, drinking a cup of coffee. He asked her whether she had taken care of the rat. She said, "damn..He had better go feed the rat and give it water and food..she had forgotton all about it. He gave her a disbelieving stare and charged down the corridor to his room to save his pet. I heard him mumble something then he carried the cage into the lounge.
"Ouma, " he asked, "why is my white rat black?" He was totally confused. There was a black rat/mouse in the cage.
I looked at his granny and laughed. I asked her :"did you feed him after midnight?"
My son looked at me like I was mad. "Daddy, its a mouse, not a Mogwai!!"
I roared with laughter when the white mouse poked it's head out of the cottonwool nest. His granny had bought black mouse to keep the white one company.
God help them if these mice breed!!
Wednesday, 30 May 2007
Shaving and other hairy bits
I was lazy last week. I did not bother to shave for ten days, until the Flea banned me from the bedroom.
Friday night, in the bathroom with one of those horrible expensive new eighty five bucks for a single blade razors, I decided to play. First, I shaved my neck hair off, in a classic beard cut. Nipped out to the kitchen. the Flea just glared at me.
Step two, mutton chop whiskers...clean the chin, trim down to the jawline...back to the kitchen...glare number two. Back to the bathroom.
Shave off the sideburns, and clean up the jawline. A mean Charles Bronson, crossed with a boy from Benoni mustache down past the mouth down to the chin.
Back to the kitchen... "If you think you're getting anything here, forgedaboudit!!'was the Flea's response to my new look.
I went into the lounge. Surely somebody in the house would admire my new,mean look.
My son said: " Dad, you look like a biker!" My ego swelled, "a gay Biker".
I shaved myself clean two minutes later.
Little shit!
Friday night, in the bathroom with one of those horrible expensive new eighty five bucks for a single blade razors, I decided to play. First, I shaved my neck hair off, in a classic beard cut. Nipped out to the kitchen. the Flea just glared at me.
Step two, mutton chop whiskers...clean the chin, trim down to the jawline...back to the kitchen...glare number two. Back to the bathroom.
Shave off the sideburns, and clean up the jawline. A mean Charles Bronson, crossed with a boy from Benoni mustache down past the mouth down to the chin.
Back to the kitchen... "If you think you're getting anything here, forgedaboudit!!'was the Flea's response to my new look.
I went into the lounge. Surely somebody in the house would admire my new,mean look.
My son said: " Dad, you look like a biker!" My ego swelled, "a gay Biker".
I shaved myself clean two minutes later.
Little shit!
Wednesday, 16 May 2007
C.P.R. - Hamster style
My 12 year old nephew is pissed off with his mother, my oldest sister.
He blames her for the death of his pet hamster last night. It drowned in its water bowl.
I asked my sister why is it her fault? Damn fool thing fell into the bowl and drowned..can't be her fault?
She feels guilty. She told him to take the small water bowl out of the cage as the hamster kept tipping the bowl over and drenching the wood chips in the bowl. She took a large plastic bowl out of the cupboard, and made my nephew fill it up.With Water.To the brim.
Exit hamster.
This morning the former hamster was snatched out of the bowl and shoved in my sister's face.
She put Hammie on his back, and performed Hamster CPR for twenty minutes. The hamster was blown up like a balloon then squished, blown up and squished, to no avail.
Still Dead.
The Hamster murderer as she is now known offered to replace her victim. All she got was a filthy look, and the threat never to be spoken to again.
Kids - don't you just love them?
He blames her for the death of his pet hamster last night. It drowned in its water bowl.
I asked my sister why is it her fault? Damn fool thing fell into the bowl and drowned..can't be her fault?
She feels guilty. She told him to take the small water bowl out of the cage as the hamster kept tipping the bowl over and drenching the wood chips in the bowl. She took a large plastic bowl out of the cupboard, and made my nephew fill it up.With Water.To the brim.
Exit hamster.
This morning the former hamster was snatched out of the bowl and shoved in my sister's face.
She put Hammie on his back, and performed Hamster CPR for twenty minutes. The hamster was blown up like a balloon then squished, blown up and squished, to no avail.
Still Dead.
The Hamster murderer as she is now known offered to replace her victim. All she got was a filthy look, and the threat never to be spoken to again.
Kids - don't you just love them?
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