My 12 year old nephew is pissed off with his mother, my oldest sister.
He blames her for the death of his pet hamster last night. It drowned in its water bowl.
I asked my sister why is it her fault? Damn fool thing fell into the bowl and drowned..can't be her fault?
She feels guilty. She told him to take the small water bowl out of the cage as the hamster kept tipping the bowl over and drenching the wood chips in the bowl. She took a large plastic bowl out of the cupboard, and made my nephew fill it up.With Water.To the brim.
Exit hamster.
This morning the former hamster was snatched out of the bowl and shoved in my sister's face.
She put Hammie on his back, and performed Hamster CPR for twenty minutes. The hamster was blown up like a balloon then squished, blown up and squished, to no avail.
Still Dead.
The Hamster murderer as she is now known offered to replace her victim. All she got was a filthy look, and the threat never to be spoken to again.
Kids - don't you just love them?
1 comment:
Dude. That was clear case of suicide. Besides, hamsters are nasty and smell bad. You should point this out to your nephew.
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