Monday, 30 April 2007

Fear of Needles

I have to have blood drawn this morning for an insurance policy. I did not sleep last night:- visions of vampires in nurses uniforms haunted me. Half-erotic, half paranoia!

I am scared of needles. No, not scared, petrified of needles. I can't watch the vampire sticking me full of holes. If I make the mistake of looking at the syringe I go a light shade of green , start sweating and want to pass out. And this is while the syringe is still in the packet.

Why do they always want so much blood? Really- I am damn sure that there is an underground market in little tubes of blood, marketed as an appetizer in Vampire night clubs!
Sip this! Blood bomb!

I hate needles!

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