My cousin is limping badly this morning. And no, she is not one of those nuts that ran the Comrades Marathon last weekend.
She has a cat. This animal is certifiable! It is the most lovable, purring furball when hungry, or looking for attention. then she weaves herself between your legs or jumps on your lap, and rubs her head against you.
That's all great, and kitty-kitty meow....until
The fucking thing goes nuts!
My cousin walked into the kitchen to make a midnight snack and got attacked!
The cat clawed her way up her legs, and bit her on the arse! My cousin screamed like a scalded cat(no pun intended),and swung around the kitchen with the cat hanging on like a limpet! After a minutes yeowling in the kitchen woke the household up, madam cat let go, strolled over to her bowl and meowed for milk!
Do you think she got it?
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